Lessons in Logic
1) If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
2) I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
3) Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
4) If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
5) Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
6) Behind every successful man,
there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.
7) The wise never marry
and when they marry
they become otherwise.
8) 'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
9) The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know,
So why learn??????
10) A bus station is where a bus stops..
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
